The Ortho Bro

Flanary 125

His job is bones.

The hospital’s resident bro, Ortho’s philosophy is simple: bones. He’s happiest when he has access to a) a set of kettlebells, b) ancef, or c) you guessed it, bones. Long bones are his favorite, but he will tolerate non-long bones as well. He may not be the most bookish, but sometimes, simplicity gets the job done.