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This podcast cannot and does not contain medical/health advice. Any medical/health information is provided for entertainment purposes only and is not a substitute for professional advice. Seriously, Dr. Glaucomflecken is an ophthalmologist. His medical knowledge is severely lacking for anything below the nasal bridge. He barely knows how to operate a stethoscope. Please take everything he says with a grain of salt. The use or reliance of any information contained on this podcast is solely at your own risk. Humor in medicine is critically important. Sometimes, it’s the only thing keeping us going in healthcare. Responsible use of humor as a medical professional is ALSO important. We will always take great care to avoid making any jokes at the expense of patients or patient care. We will make fun of each other and ourselves and of course, orthopedic surgeons, but never patients.
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