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Knock Knock, Hi Trailer

KKH Trailer Transcript

Kristin:  Will, you’re a fancy eye doctor! What’s the weirdest thing you can see inside an eyeball?  Will:  Uh… parasites?  Kristin:  I regret asking…  Will:  Honestly, medicine can get pretty weird, but I do have other stories…  Kristin:  No! I’ve heard all of your stories. I wanna hear from someone else.  Will:  Okay, here’s the plan. We’ll do a podcast and we’ll call it “Knock Knock, Hi!” You know, like how my med student character introduces himself?  Kristin:  Okay. Back up. Do people even know what you’re talking about?  Will:  Right. So. I’m an ophthalmologist.  Kristin:  Also my husband  Will:  As an internet comedian who’s also a real doctor, I’ve seen a lot of crazy things.  Kristin:  And on our new podcast, “Knock Knock, Hi!” – We’re going to hear about those crazy things from other people! Will:  Right, we’re talking with medical professionals, influencers, even actors – sharing their own crazy medical war stories.  Kristin:  Ooh, like what happens when someone inhales gasoline?!?!  Will:  Uh… sure? So subscribe now and share “Knock Knock, Hi!” – wherever you get your podcasts.  Kristin:  Or watch us Tuesdays on the Dr. Glaucomflecken YouTube channel. Will:  Medicine is serious business, but it’s also outrageously funny.  Kristin:  I think they’ll be the judge of that…  Singer:  Knock Knock, Hi!

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